Chemtrails analysis service
$ 34.33
Description:
Analysis of chemtrails contaminated samples through Gas chromatography–mass spectrometry (GC-MS).
How it works:
Our chemtrails analysis service is a simple three steps process.
1. Order the chemtrail analysis service. A sampling kit will be delivered to your door within 15 business days. Express shipping is unavailable.
2. Watch out for the passage of an airplane that produces chemtrails. 3.5 minutes after the passage of the plain, collect a sample of your environment. The sample can be gaseous (air), liquid, or solid (soil, etc.). Then mail it back to our lab, using the prepaid package included in the kit.
3. You will get the analysis of your results within 2 business days after the reception of your sample by our lab. The analysis will provide information about the level of chemical contamination of the sample, as well as a breakdown of the chemical substances contaminating your sample.
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"Chemtrails" is the technical term for the white trails in the sky left by planes when they fly. Not all white trails in the sky are chemtrails: only the ones lingering for some time are designated as chemtrails, the others are benign contrails (condensation trails).
Chemtrails contain cocktails of chemical substances aimed at controlling the weather, climate change, human beings' reproduction and psychological state and food supplies. Chemtrail's usage is organised and monitored by the government.